Phoning it in

Hot Dawg

Haaaaaaaaauught Dawwwwwwwwwohhhg

When You're On The Towne, and You've Gotta Weiner

Sneaky Snake. Sneaky Weiner.

HOT DADS HOT DAWGS

Old dogs.
Wild hogs.
Mean cogs.
Loud bogs.
Tough logs.
Weiner Scroggs.

Boys will be boy-centaurs

Hello, Zach.

Like a young Johnny Depp.

You're Just Going To Have To Watch It.

When Youre on the Towne and You've Gotta Weiner in your rectum

A WEINER ABSTRACTLY....

CHILDFLESHSEAMLESBODYSSUIT

From the makers of human mask comes
FLESHSEAMLESSBODYSUIT

Dermoid Cyst

Far from the cute baby that is generally the end product of sexual union, the dermoid cyst is a pocket of thick greasy sebum, teeth and hair. It is a creation so obscene as to offend the very God that could not have created it.

via uterinefury.com

Red Fingernails

This is a weiner.

Who's that butt blug?

We'll take it.

This is for putting in your butt like a weiner.

A Man and his Dawg

Skin dog.

When you're out on the towne, and you gotta weiner

Flesh-Colored Flesh on my Flesh

Welcome to Weiner Towne

Just guys.